How do you tell that special him or her something without really saying it? 

Let the toffee do the talking.

Sometimes he or she needs a little shove when it comes to the romance department.  What better day to do the pushing than on the most commercially romantic day of the year?  Enter the Valentine’s Day Gift Guide for those interested in throwing in a not-so-hidden message behind their gift.

Check out our Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, complete with a special little message that falls somewhere between the secrecy of Atlantis and the subtlety of a gun.

Valentine from her – Pop the question, already!

Have you contracted the ring-finger-itch?  Are you in need of something cool, sleek and expensive to sooth that feeling?  Tell him you’re ready to be his princess with White Snow Toffee this Valentine’s Day to give him the shove he needs.

Valentine from him – Thirty years later… and we’ve still got it

After all these years, the two of you are still hot for each other.  Now isn’t that worth a little something special?  Put a little something extra into your “I love you” this Valentine’s Day—give her a box of Grand Tortoises to really show that however slow moving you may be, you’re still sweet (and a little nutty) for your special someone.

Valentine from her – And my mother said we’d never make it.

He may not have known that your mother called him a “bum,” and you’re father offered you the price of the wedding in cash if you bailed before the “I do,” but it’s a secret that you’ve had that hanging over your head all this time.  Clear your conscience by telling him without really telling him.  Get him a box of Mocha Latte Toffee to show him that you’re in it for the long haul.

Valentine from him – I’m sorry I checked out that girl right in front of you.

Nothing says, “Baby, I’m sorry I checked out that other girl, but she means nothing to me.  I was merely comparing her to how sexy you are, and trust me, she lost,” quite like Raspberry Toffee, toffee’s sexiest flavor.

Valentine from her – If you tried to kiss me, I wouldn’t mind.

You two may be friends, but you’re oh-so-interested in taking it a step further.  Nervous? Well, this is your chance to say what you’ve always wanted to say, without having to actually say it.  Pucker up with Peppermint Bark.  It says, “Make out with my face,” in the classiest way possible.

Valentine from her – If you tried to kiss me, I would mind.

Gently let him down with this friendly reminder that you two are just that: friends, and that’s all you’re interested in being.  Give him the ol’ “paws off” message with a playful box of Toffee Chip Cookies that definitely says, “We’re just friends.”

Valentine from him – For the love of God, no more double dates with the Johnsons!

This gift is especially sensitive to the fact that the Johnsons just so happen to be her best friend and her best friend’s husband.  He’s boring, she’s crazy, they’re constantly fighting… you don’t have to say it out loud.  Let the Toffee Brownies do the talking, instead, with this subtle suggestion that will encourage a night in rather than a night out with the odd couple.

Valentine from her – I can’t believe you told your friends about what we did last weekend!

As if he needed clarification that you’re upset with him, adding Pretzel Toffee to the mix will make it that much more salty.  The potential problem?  There’s a good chance he won’t get the message, that is, if you don’t eat them all first.

Valentine from him – I’m sorry I told my friends about what we did last weekend.

For all those men (and occasionally women) who may have spilled the beans to a certain group of people about certain honeymoon-related activities that took place between you and your girl that one weekend after the charity benefit… you’re going to need a Valentine’s Day gift that doubles as an apology.  That’s when you turn to Cookies N Cream Toffee:  the ultimate indulgence that will make her forget all about those intimate stories that you “accidentally” shared with all the guys.

Valentine from him – Let’s give the kids to your sister for the weekend

Va va voom!  Oh la la!  Ok, you get the picture… suggest a weekend alone with your gal and imply an anything-goes, forty-eight-hour, clothing-optional extravaganza with White Chocolate Popcorn this Valentine’s Day.